six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize