I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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