you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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