glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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