We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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