In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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