I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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