I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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