doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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