Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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