I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
As shirtless as possible
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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