oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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