I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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