The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We are two peas in an std pod
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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