Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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