just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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