omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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