; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Please don't give away my fajitas
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