my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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