The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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