do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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