we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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