You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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