Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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