Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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