I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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