I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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