I'm gonna have a badass scar
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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