wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Randomize
