i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
