I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
