My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
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bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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