I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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