Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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