i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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