talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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