Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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