ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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