Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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