so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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