You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
This is my gift to your gina
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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