Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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