So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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