Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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