So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
My pussy is not your playground.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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