im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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