are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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