I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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