If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i wish my penis had a tongue
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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