There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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