I don't usually arrange sex via text message
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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