Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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