you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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